Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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