I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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