I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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