the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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