you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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