No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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