I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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