I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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