My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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