a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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