STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So vagazzling was a success
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
