I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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