what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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