guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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