I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
