Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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