Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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