How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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