why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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