They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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