i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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