So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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