In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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