Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
