It's like God shit irony all over that family
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
false alarm, still single
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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