glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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