So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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