So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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