I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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