we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
