Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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