Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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