I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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