how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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