I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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