No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
a search helicopter?!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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