idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
one might say we're banned from that church
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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