No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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