glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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