can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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