i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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