Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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