Already got asked if we're dating
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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