the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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