Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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