Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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