There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
