what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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