One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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