it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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